Within the next 48 hours, you will be confronted by a man holding a black suitcase. Now, when you see this man, the only thing you should do is say the words, "not interested". Nothing more, nothing less. He will try to make conversation with you about the contents of the box, saying that it contains whatever you desire most in life. During this, you will start to feel very nauseous and lightheaded, but no matter what happens, no matter what he tells you is inside that briefcase, do not say anything other than, "not interested" when you and him are even so much as in the same room together. I will assure you that in a matter of around 5-32 hours, he will leave you alone, as long as you keep saying, "not interested" in reply to everything that he says. I know this is a sudden revelation, but i can assure you that this information will aid you greatly.

May God's love be with you my friend, do not give in. For your loved ones.

+rep, not from Tokyo.